Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

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  1. Ahsan Siddiqui

    Ahsan Siddiqui3 цагийн өмнө

    name your child with two names both starting with A and make her/him put those two names as first and last for all her schools jobs ! LOL

  2. Jennifer *

    Jennifer *8 цагийн өмнө

    In New Zealand you can't name your child a lot of things that you can elsewhere, for instance you can't call your child Justice, Saint, Prince, Queen, Princess or any other official title like Doctor etc. Also nothing rude or really stupid. A lot of people here do mess with the usual spelling of names though, condemning their child to having to spell their name out for their whole life.

  3. LifeHacks4You

    LifeHacks4You9 цагийн өмнө

    This is funny because Mormons secretly hate black people.

  4. Ernest Hunter

    Ernest Hunter10 цагийн өмнө

    Dwayne bro you were refreshing. Blessings in your future

  5. MrAnon4700

    MrAnon470013 цагийн өмнө

    I googled youtube to see if there were indeed instructions on how to wipe your b*** and sure enough, multiple hits!

  6. Luísa Freitas

    Luísa Freitas13 цагийн өмнө

    Anyone can change their name legally upon reaching adulthood, so bad names aren't an issue

  7. Kent Jensen

    Kent Jensen14 цагийн өмнө

    Dwayne Perkins! I hate hate hate you. Actually, great set.

  8. Brandon King

    Brandon King15 цагийн өмнө

    Gogo is zulu fir gran

  9. bowenj10

    bowenj1016 цагийн өмнө

    If I go the rest of my life without hearing that cackling woman in the audience I will be a happy man.

  10. mimiwashe

    mimiwashe16 цагийн өмнө

    What's funny is that "gogo" in most African languages means grandmother.

  11. jthyme

    jthyme18 цагийн өмнө

    My niece named her kids.......Luna...Loki....and Gaia. Talk about f*cked up........

  12. Joyful Stones

    Joyful Stones18 цагийн өмнө

    Thank you for the wonderful entertainment ! 💜

  13. Oyinyin

    Oyinyin19 цагийн өмнө

    who else searched "how do I wipe my butt" 😂😂😂

  14. Alexander Leblanc

    Alexander Leblanc19 цагийн өмнө

    I'm a black man named Alexander Leblanc. Getting job interviews were never hard for me.

  15. Lee Smith

    Lee Smith20 цагийн өмнө

    Actually, people from other other countries dislike black US citizens. Even Africans don't like black US citizens. Lets face it, black US citizens don't like black US citizens. They don't like anyone. The 13% is a festering boil to other US citizens. We would like to get rid of them. Any takers? No? Of course not. No one likes you.

  16. Empress Iron Bladder

    Empress Iron Bladder23 цагийн өмнө

    I can’t BELIEVE I’m putting down my first delicious cup of coffee of the day to actually MNgos ‘How to wipe my butt’!😆. Dwayne had me cracking up, AND he was so articulate, insightful, and it was AWESOME not to hear the F word every third word, like with many other of today’s comedians. By the way, I just learned THREE new ways to wipe my butt.😉

  17. Anthony Darrow

    Anthony DarrowӨдрийн өмнө

    I love this guy's comedic style. Cool and laid back yet hilariously funny.

  18. Inner Star

    Inner StarӨдрийн өмнө

    This was great!💚

  19. Jamie Smith

    Jamie SmithӨдрийн өмнө

    OMG "My crazy mother loved lemon Jello". I lost it. This guy is hilarious.

  20. CoolKem C

    CoolKem CӨдрийн өмнө

    But you mentioned all the other countries you went to in the world but you went several times to Africa but won’t mention where on the continent? Come on! Sorry that’s my pet peeve and it particularly irks me when a fellow black person does it. 🤦🏾‍♀️ But he is funny though. I’ll give him that. Great routine 👍🏾

  21. Eclispestar

    EclispestarӨдрийн өмнө

    My ex has a friend. This friend has seven kids. The last one the gave him the name of Seven. No joke. Meth and other drugs may have been involved.

  22. Justin Roux

    Justin RouxӨдрийн өмнө

    very funny. I actually heard of a paramedic called to a scene, to find the boy's name was 'Lemonjello'. Reminds me of a female comic who asked, "do some women find their kids' names in drug stores? This is my son Advil, my other son Tylenol, and my daughter, Campho Phenique"

  23. The Magic Sauce

    The Magic SauceӨдрийн өмнө

    Hands down one of my favourite comedians.

  24. Phantom Phlier

    Phantom PhlierӨдрийн өмнө

    The American dream is alive and well for all who chose to follow it.

  25. Eric Carraway

    Eric CarrawayӨдрийн өмнө

    People it's going to sound like I'm making this up but I swear I'm not. when I lived in Tyler Texas in 2000, my roommate Shannon had a mother who was a mail carrier. she comes by the house one day to show us two letters that were in the mail on her route .One envelope says Lemonjello Williams the other one says Orangejello Williams . these two boys were twins living in Tyler Texas .and books that feature unusual names are generally referencing those two. although sadly there are probably other parents in America who thought lemonjello and orangejello are great names as well

  26. jackson knox

    jackson knoxӨдрийн өмнө

    Funny dude! And clean! Very talented! No vulgar language and still getting laughs! My man! 2 thumbs up!

  27. 671homey

    671homeyӨдрийн өмнө

    This guy is hilarious, and right!

  28. Lamaj Armystrong

    Lamaj ArmystrongӨдрийн өмнө

    Set was so good I didn't even realize that he didn't curse. GJ comment section.

  29. Clayton Ashcraft

    Clayton AshcraftӨдрийн өмнө

    I'm crying over and the fact he's in Utah! He's great, new fan!

  30. Julia Lewis-Spann

    Julia Lewis-SpannӨдрийн өмнө

    💕 Just discovering you! Love this comedy

  31. gary raheb

    gary rahebӨдрийн өмнө

    You are in a comedic ascent Brilliant Keep flying

  32. Adam Fisher

    Adam FisherӨдрийн өмнө

    who else had to pause to look up bum wiping techniques?

  33. Jeni Beaver

    Jeni BeaverӨдрийн өмнө

    Wow! Very smart routine. He is now one of my favorites. Great use of the legend of lemon jello. He is gently using the audience as his punchline and I love it! He makes fun of universities too and their stupid rejection of credits from elsewhere. Keep going, Dwayne Perkins.

  34. Susan Bame

    Susan BameӨдрийн өмнө

    OMG. I was a court reporter years ago in Dayton, Ohio and remember a case with a Lemonjello. True.

  35. David Richardson

    David RichardsonӨдрийн өмнө

    Out of curiosity I looked up "how to wipe my butt" on youtube. Ya... there's a lot of videos

  36. Runsontrails

    RunsontrailsӨдрийн өмнө

    This guys is very funny. I haven’t listened to many comedians except the old time ones like Carol Burnett and I loved Red Skelton. It’s a mix of telling the truth and laughing at everyone’s sameness. I appreciate clean humor. I’m glad I can laugh at simple things.

  37. TheConMan

    TheConManӨдрийн өмнө

    27:12 Dare you to do it... I regret looking this up already.. But on the other hand i found 3 new channels to subscribe to

  38. koketso mogwera

    koketso mogweraӨдрийн өмнө

    Gogo means Grandmother in Zulu. It is not weird to call your Granny that in South Africa.

  39. Tunde Ibitoye

    Tunde Ibitoye2 өдрийн өмнө

    You guys(Americans) wonder why we don't like most of you in Africa this why, when ever you say you come to Africa is kind of annoying you are suppose to say where you went in Africa cos Africa is not a country. You don't say you come to Europe when you go to England our France

  40. Marilyn Ramirez

    Marilyn Ramirez2 өдрийн өмнө

    Shanana. 😀

  41. Meredith Carroll

    Meredith Carroll2 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm about to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and then I'm gonna read the Old Testament. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

  42. S Turner

    S Turner2 өдрийн өмнө

    This guy is great! So funny!

  43. Marty

    Marty2 өдрийн өмнө

    Years ago I had students, triplets named: Mia, Nikia, and (wait for it...)

  44. Marty

    Marty2 өдрийн өмнө

    Heather.

  45. Jolanda Meivogel

    Jolanda Meivogel2 өдрийн өмнө

    Hahaha, in the Netherlands even Mark Rutte is going on his bike to work to make grazy discussions to rule the Netherlands

  46. Noah Jessup

    Noah Jessup2 өдрийн өмнө

    The rule for naming children should be, - If the guy responsible for typing it in can't spell it without asking you, you can't name the child that-

  47. Godfrey Jemand

    Godfrey Jemand2 өдрийн өмнө

    It was the Dutch women who started the "Going Dutch" and the window food in NL is where Horn & Hardart came from. This guy is too young. Note: The H&H restaurants became Burger King.

  48. Roald Shakleton

    Roald Shakleton2 өдрийн өмнө

    Know your audience, he was obviously pandering to their prejudices. They knew, but they didn't know simultaneously.

  49. Tom Jones

    Tom Jones2 өдрийн өмнө

    I wonder how much booze they needed to pour into the audience to prime the pump. I'm done at minute 1:48.

  50. Noeraldin Kabam

    Noeraldin Kabam3 өдрийн өмнө

    Use to be like that: you could only name your kids accepted names. Even the spelling was mandatory.

  51. James James Mas Con'Ru

    James James Mas Con'Ru3 өдрийн өмнө

    Gotta 6e for aliens 😂😂😂😂😂

  52. WICKEDLEE LOOPY

    WICKEDLEE LOOPY3 өдрийн өмнө

    Im going to name my first born satan and if its a girl satana LOL

  53. Gary Smith

    Gary Smith3 өдрийн өмнө

    This dude so funny, loved the last two, dollar store too funny..😁

  54. GutterGirl Acidron

    GutterGirl Acidron3 өдрийн өмнө

    I work with the public and he's absolutely right about names! I have better names for my cat and dog!

  55. Dave Humphrey

    Dave Humphrey3 өдрийн өмнө

    I like to laugh before I go to bed. Thanks for the help and good night.

  56. Tony Rule

    Tony Rule3 өдрийн өмнө

    Stupid Name Syndrome is a real thing. LaQueefa agrees.

  57. Deborah Under Grace

    Deborah Under Grace3 өдрийн өмнө

    Hahahahahahah I like this guy

  58. Rachel Garber

    Rachel Garber3 өдрийн өмнө

    “He stalked dirt” I died

  59. SaveBlueEyes

    SaveBlueEyes3 өдрийн өмнө

    Met a black woman whose parents named her Latrina. Even she was too stupid to realize she'd been named after an army bathroom.

  60. tou yang

    tou yang3 өдрийн өмнө

    Hi, I'm Exitasia....and he's my brother Lemonjello....

  61. Joanne Sgrignoli

    Joanne Sgrignoli4 өдрийн өмнө

    This guy is HILARIOUS!